Mike Dawida and swedish meatballs
From Tunesmith & Anthony, this is just another good reason of many not to vote for Mike Dawida:
"Former county commissioner Mike Dawida announced today that he is going to run for the post of Pittsburgh City Controller.
I once saw Mike Dawida at a rather large event lean over a chafing dish chock full of Swedish meatballs and eat said Swedish meatballs directly out of said chafing dish with a toothpick. He was plucking them out of the chafing dish into his mouth with the urgency of a man going to the electric chair. I haven’t been able to get within ten feet of a Swedish meatball ever since, as the mere thought of those tiny meatballs smothered in savory gravy gives me Vietnam War-like flashbacks. I can barely walk into an IKEA.
I will not be voting for him."
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You oughta see him slop down kielbassa. Then again, maybe you shouldn't. Wouldn't want anyone to witness it.
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